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Although I have noticed that the lower the table minimum, the greater the chance someone else is going to play "bad". Up, down, up down, basically just playing for fun, and it's in the wee hours of the morning. NFL guy sits out the next hand but doesn't leave just glares at the nerdy kid. But it was when the dealer let drunk guy HIT on a multi-card soft without pointing out he had 21 that I and one or two others had enough and got up and left! Any funny blackjack stories? I do sometimes get frustrated when people do really odd things just because of the bad karma. I don't care if they give me new dice. Girl still isn't back, but her money is still there. Just proves that sometimes the smart players NFL guy played good strategy lose and the bad players win. Just a dumb superstition I guess. I don't even think she knew anything about basic strategy. Once the cards have been shuffled, their order is set. After the hand the dealer tells the kid "you know, I only ask those questions when I am trying to help you". I'm still gonna throw it the same way. As I am heading to the elevators, there she is, sitting at a slot machine. She refused to play the next hand because she was so upset at this other woman's play. Turns out she figured she would play some just to kill a little more time, and ended up hitting the jackpot and was waiting for a hand pay. Related to that I have a sort of funny recent story - not hilarious but amusing. She would do stuff like hit a 15 against a dealer 4. Stupid "strategy" but he was getting great cards and winning money so it was kind of hard to tell him he was wrong at that point. All forums. Technically your second sentence is true but not the first. I also don't think that other people's "strategies" make any difference to my results over the long term, although I do enjoy watching the new folks agonize over whether or not to hit their 15 against a dealer 6, and I also get a kick out of watching the other players get all upset when someone doesn't play the way they think they ought to. If there wasn't any luck involved Phil Helmuth would win every poker tournament right? Browse forums All Browse by destination. Alas, time for the dealers to switch. Kid refuses to split them and just takes a hit despite the dealer asking him a couple times. New dealer had no personality, seemed to hate his job, and quickly put a damper on the table. Just one of those things, I guess! Level Contributor. Nope, I disagree that it will just as likely help as hurt. You do realize that a person's play before you has absolutely nothing to do with your hand. The effect of multiple people consistently playing "badly" is similar to continually reshuffling the deck. When she had a 3 card 12 against a dealer 4 and she hit, the woman in position 3 threw a major hissy fit! And if someone else's play is that bad, you can just get up and leave. I almost felt sorry for him, but it was funny to watch. Destination Expert for Las Vegas.{/INSERTKEYS}{/PARAGRAPH} He would hit any 13 no matter what the dealer had - and he never double or split no matter what the cards were. Anyway, my story is less funny and more of an eye-roller. Anyway, as the night wore on, another woman finally took the second position next to her, and she played even worse! I went back and told the pit boss what happened, and then headed for bed. The way the cards come out of the deck is not a random series of events. {PARAGRAPH}{INSERTKEYS}I don't remember which casino it was in, but I remember sitting down to a table, and the only open spot was 3rd base. That is why they call it gambling. They're looking to close down this portion of the room, and the pit boss comes over to tell us that in 15 minutes they're closing the table, and tells the dealer that she can go home as soon as the table is closed. I was still not back to even yet, so I decided to wait. She had quite a bit. Special Offer. See all. Report inappropriate content. The girl left to go to the bathroom, but left her money on the table. Grand Canyon 4-in-1 Helicopter Tour. Watch this Topic. Related: What are the most popular tours in Las Vegas? Anyway I doubled my money and left the table a little later. I could go on for hours about how other people's bad play has sometimes hurt me, sometimes helped me, and sometimes hasn't made a difference. Same with same dice at a craps table. Well, I don't know how it happened, but it was like she flipped some sort of switch; from that point on we lost 5 hands for every one that we won, and in less than 15 minutes we were all cleaned out, they closed the table and the dealer went home. At about 4am, they decided to switch out the cards, which was going to take about 15 minutes. Walking through the casino came across the same nerdy kid playing a "Star Trek" penny slot which fit perfectly because he looked like someone who would vacation at Star Trek conventions. But this isn't a debate of basic strategy Well, I was a table where a guy stayed on 10, despite the urgings of the rest of the table as well as the dealer. What other people do does impact your hand - but just as likely to help as hurt. The kid just sits there calmly and says "I know". I was playing at a non- Vegas casino at a table with a guy who was losing and was really taking it badly. I think it all evens out in the long run, so nothing to get to upset about. Slammed down his next bet on the table everytime he lost. It doesn't matter. I am sure the kid thought he was a genious and the rest of us were fools. I know Basic Strategy isn't a guarantee, but it's all in the probability, folks! Next hand the nerdy kid gets two A's and the dealer again has a 6. Table at the Trop was having a good time. It was the middle of the night at the Luxor , and I was table hopping all night with not much luck. Sometimes it will go either way, but basic strategy is in the probability. Wasn't trying to start a debate on the effects of other people's bad play. Re: Any funny blackjack stories? As I was sitting down and waiting for the next shoe, I was watching the guy in 1st base lose hand after hand. I finally settled on a table that I was doing OK at, and was hoping to get back to even before heading to bed. Didn't take long to figure out he just had a couple of quirks. Well, the dealer finished switching out the cards, and asked me if I wanted to wait for the girl to come back, and I said no, because I just wanted to get back to even and get some sleep. I do get frustrated when someone's boneheaded play messes up the rest of the table for that hand. Dealer doesn't bust and guy at the end loses. A couple more shoes later, I am finally back to even, so I cash out. Thanks to her sitting that hand out, both myself and the guy next to me in the 5th position were dealt blackjacks!!! Every hand, he would hit the table, and go into convulsions and complain about how terrible this was. Unless you can predict cards it makes no difference how people play. After a couple of shoes, the girl still hasn't come back yet, and the dealer is not quite sure what to do. Did have one drunk guy acting the buffoon in the middle, but it was all good. Found out later the guy was a retired NFL player - dealer recognized him as a frequent player Well, a really nerdy looking kid sits down and a couple hands in he has 13 to a dealer 6 and says "hit me" - dealer says "you sure" and the guy insists on taking the hit saying "I don't like 13's". Best Seller. Right after that the table got really hot and the nerdy kid just kept getting great cards. I was at first base, and there was a girl at third base, with a few others coming and going at the other spots. Too many fun tables to waste time there! That why people think it doesn't make any difference. She explains to the pitboss, and he puts a plastic box over her money. Log in to get trip updates and message other travellers. His bonehead play is just as likely to help you as hurt you. Las Vegas forums. It still does.